Ice Queen Explosion and Twilight Rant
Thursday, January 1, 2009
INCOMING! EXPLOSION!
So what am I going to do to kick off 2009? Well, I am going to update all my stories on the same day! It's called an ICE QUEEN EXPLOSION! Ice Queen is my name and explosion is from watching too much America's Best Dance Crew. I don't know how many of these 'explosions' I'll come up with but you know, I thought I'd try it out for fun. My current status for Ice Queen Explosion is over towards the side. When they're all crossed off, then you can pretty much expect to see the explosion of Ice Queen fics on Winglin's home page. Since I'm on winter break and I'm pretty restricted to the house, I've been writing all day long. I'll have this all done in no time at all!
So for those of you who actually read my blog, you'll see this coming...as for those of you who do not? Well, be surprised!
I never got to complete my rants about my holiday. I would just like to start ranting about Twilight the movie which I finally saw December 26th, 2008. I know you expect me to say how awesome it was, but you're wrong. I didn't like the movie at all! Now I know some people will be hating me after this but I was so pissed after seeing it. I just need to rant about it.
Firstly the beginning was so rushed. It didn't provide any backround information at all! It just showed Bella moving to Forks and bam vampire's in love with her. Wow. And another thing! The Edward Cullen in the movie...is not
Edward Cullen material. It's just he doesn't seem to fit the part...and who thought the acting was horrible? I saw the best actors were Jacob and Charlie, and Alice was pretty good too. I don't know about Emmett or Jasper because they barely appeared in the movie! They made the intense romance scenes seem like jokes and they cut out so many important parts of the story. And the time. Twilight happens in a matter of months, but the movie makes it seem like a week or so. It was like Edward sees Bella, falls in love, bam Bella wants to become a vampire. It just annoyed me. They needed to add more backround info and detail. I also didn't like the transitions from one place to another. It completely rushed the film.
So what are the points I hated about the Twilight movie?
1. Bad details and backround information.
2. Horrible acting(the Edward Cullen wasn't that good of an Edward Cullen)
3. Too many awkward places.
4. Intense romance scenes turned into jokes.
5. Seemed too rushed.
And there's more but I feel if I say it, people will get way too offended for me to handle. I think the director was most at fault. Directors are supposed to bring out the best in actors and I highly doubt the actors were doing their best, other than Jacob and Charlie. Those two were good. I really liked the part where Bella told Charlie to meet Edward, and Charlie's all "*Cocks shotgun* "Okay, let's meet him". AWESOME, right there. I think they should remake Twilight into something better that would satisfy Ice Queen...not just Ice Queen but Ice Queen's cousins and aunts and uncles. New Moon, I hope, will be better with the new director. I'm excited for New Moon because Jacob's role becomes so much more important and Jacob is my favorite character in the Twilight Saga, before Rosalie. Rosalie's role is so shrugged off, I think that she's the true Ice Queen. I studied into her character and because she wanted a human life and it was taken from her...it made her the way she is. It's not her fault that she's the way she is, it's the events that happened to her and that's why I like her. Jacob is just awesome. In my eyes, I would prefer a Jacob over Edward.
Okay I think I've wasted enough of your time with my bashing of Twilight movie...sorry if you liked it but I needed to vent as well.
Keep your eyes peeled for an Ice Queen EXPLOSION on Winglin!
Until we meet again,
Let's keep this BeBu Train moving!
Ice Queen.