English project, Rock, Paper, Scissors and Romeo & Juliet
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Romeo & Juliet...a tragic love story...and also a very annoying piece of literature!
For my English class, we're studying drama and guess what? Me and four other people are going to rewrite Romeo and Juliet into a movie script and then film a movie about it. Now this is going to be interesting...
...since I HAVE to be JULIET.
How did this be? Well, my group is composed of three guys and two girls. The only female roles were the Nurse and Juliet. So me and the other girl had to decide who was who. We decided to use the most complex way we know...
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!
HOW does paper beat rock? I mean, it's a flimsy little sheet of tree fiber and rock is made of hard minerals or something(I didn't pay attention in Earth science!). Oh "Paper covers rock"? SO? It may cover the rock but it doesn't destroy the rock.
In the same way, does scissors beat paper? It just cuts it into smaller pieces...that's like multiplying it! What the freak? Instead of one paper, it's like two now? Clever.
The only one that makes sense is rock beating scissors. I mean if you smash a rock into a pair of scissors, it'll probably break.
But anyways, she threw down paper and I threw down rock...
She's the nurse and I'm Juliet!
WHY!?
Man, this is not fun.
Anywho, me and another guy from my group are supposed to be writing the script to the movie right now. He gets to write Acts I-III and I get IV and V. So I get to write a death scene...muahaha.
Issue is I don't know what to write and he's probably not writing because I know him to be very very lazy. I mean, in class on Friday, he was half asleep the whole time! It reminded me of Arron in Sunsets!
Yeah, so Ice Queen has stupid writer's block. I'm just translating it into modern language and shortening it. But I don't know what to write so I'm bored...and hungry.
I'm going to go eat now so yeah. I hope I entertained you enough with my randomness...
Until we meet again, keep this BeBu Train moving!
Ice Queen.